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伍迪·艾伦: 恶搞天才的名言

时间:2010-12-22 12:19:13  来源:  作者:

1. Don't knock masturbation — it's sex with someone I love.
别打扰我手淫——我正在和我心爱的人做爱呢。
2. I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member."
我永远不会想加入那种俱乐部——里面都是像我一样的人。
3.The most expensive sex is free.

免费的性是最贵的
4.Talent is luck. The important thing in life is courage.
有天分很幸运,不过在生活中更重要的是勇气。
5.You know a lot of geniuses, y'know. You should meet some stupid people once in a while, y'know, you could learn something.
你认识很多天才,不过你也应该偶尔和蠢货呆在一起,那样也可以学到一些东西。
6.It's just gossip, you know. Gossip is the new pornography.
只不过是绯闻而已,你知道,绯闻是新时代里色情故事的代名词。
7.My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.
我的性生活很糟糕,上一次我进入一个女人的体内,还是我参观自由女神的时候。
8.Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
爱会引起你紧张,而性则可以释放它。
9.What a world. It could be so wonderful if it wasn't for certain people.
多精彩的世界啊——如果某些人不存在的话。
10.Nancy: Have you ever been to Denmark?
Fielding Mellish: I've been...yes, to the Vatican.
Nancy: The Vatican? The Vatican is in Rome.
Fielding Mellish: Well, they were doing so well in Rome that they opened one in Denmark
南希:你去过丹麦吗?
梅里斯:我去过……,是的,去过梵蒂冈
南希:梵蒂冈?梵蒂冈可是在罗马。
梅里斯:嗯,他们在罗马干的不错,所以在丹麦又新开了一家。
 

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